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This is an actual  letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries regarding a pond on his property.  It was sent by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of  Pennsylvania. This guy's response is hilarious, but read the State's letter before you get to the response letter. 


SUBJECT: DEQ File No.97-59-0023;  T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County   

Dear Mr. DeVries:   

It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been  certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who  did the following unauthorized activity: Construction and maintenance of two  wood debris dams across the outlet stream of Spring Pond 

A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity. A review of the Department's files shows that no permits have been issued. Therefore, the Department has determined that this activity is in violation of Part 301, InlandLakesand Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated.   


The Department has been informed that one or both of the dams partially failed during  a recent rain event, causing debris and flooding at downstream locations. We find that dams of this nature are inherently hazardous and cannot be permitted.   

The Department therefore orders you to cease and desist all activities at this location, and to restore the  stream to a free-flow condition by removing all wood and brush forming the dams from the stream channel. All restoration work shall be  completed  
no later than  January 31, 2006.  

Please notify this office when the restoration has been completed so that a follow-up site  inspection may be scheduled by our staff. Failure to comply with this request or any further unauthorized activity on the site may result in this case being referred for elevated enforcement action..  We anticipate and would appreciate your full cooperation in this matter. Please feel free to contact me at this office if you have any questions.   

Sincerely, 

David L. Price 
District  Representative and Water Management Division. 


Here is the actual response sent back by  Mr. DeVries: 


Re: DEQ File No. 97-59-0023; T11N; R10W,  Sec. 20; Lycoming County   

Dear Mr. Price, 

Your certified letter dated 12/17/02 has been handed to me to respond to.    

I am the legal landowner but not the Contractor at 2088 Dagget Lane, Trout  Run, Pennsylvania.   

A couple of  beavers are in the (State unauthorized) process of constructing and  maintaining two wood "debris" dams across the outlet stream of my Spring  Pond. While I did not pay for, authorize, nor supervise their dam project, I think they would be highly offended that you call their skillful use of  naturesbuilding  materials "debris."   

I would like to challenge your department to  attempt to emulate their dam project any time and/or any place you choose. I believe I can safely state there is no way you could ever match their dam skills, their dam resourcefulness, their dam ingenuity, their dam persistence, their dam determination and/or their dam work ethic. 
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These are the beavers/contractors you are seeking. As to your request, I do not think the  beavers areaware that  they must first
fill out a dam permit priorto the start of this type of dam activity. 

My first dam question to you is: 

(1) Are you trying to discriminate against my Spring Pond Beavers, or

(2) do you require all beavers throughout this State to conform to said dam request?     

If you are not discriminating against these particular beavers, 
through the Freedom of Information Act, I request completed 
copies of all those other applicable beaver dam permits that 
have been issued.   

(Perhaps we will see if there really is a dam violation of Part 301, 
Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the  Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated.) 

I have several concerns. My first concern is, aren't the beavers entitled to legal representation? The Spring Pond Beavers are financially destitute and are unable

to pay for said representation --so the State will have to provide them with a dam

lawyer.

The Department's dam concern that either one or both of the dams failed during a

recent rain event, causing flooding, is proof that this is a natural occurrence, which

the Department is required to protect. In other  words, we should leave the Spring

Pond Beavers alone rather than harassing them and calling them dam names.    

If you want the stream "restored" to a dam free-flow condition please contact the

beavers -- but if you are going to arrest them, they obviously did not pay any

attention to your dam letter, they being unable to read English.   

In my humble opinion, the Spring Pond  Beavers have a right to build their

unauthorized dams as long as the sky is blue, the grass is green and water flows

downstream. They have more dam rights than I do to live and enjoy Spring Pond.  

If the Department of Natural Resources and Environmental Protection lives up to

its name, it should protect the natural resources (Beavers) and the environment 

(Beavers' Dams).    

So, as far as the beavers and I are concerned, this dam case can be referred for

more elevated enforcement action right now. Why wait until 1/31/2006? The Spring

Pond Beavers may be under the dam ice then and there will be no way for you or

your dam staff to contact/harass them.   

In conclusion, I would like to bring to your attention to a real environmental quality,

health, problem in the  area. It is the bears! Bears are actually defecating in our

woods. I definitely believe you should be persecuting the defecating bears and leave  

the beavers alone If you are going to investigate the beaver dam, watch your step!

The bears are not careful where they dump!    

Being unable to comply with your dam request, and being unable to  contact you on  

your dam answering machine, I am sending this response to your dam office.   

THANK YOU,   

RYAN DEVRIES 
& THE DAM  BEAVERS